天啊！看到这些代码，我自叹不如

r囧r小猫 2021-08-01 00:41 333阅读 0赞

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1、JavaScript 错误处理的正确姿势

这个代码毫无破绽啊！！！

try {    something} catch (e) {    window.location.href = "https://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js]+" +          e.message;}

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2、可能是世界上最难的 hello world 了？

这个要怎么敲出来！！！

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3、发这个代码，没人知道你骂他

(!(~+[])+{})[--[~+""][+[]]*[~+[]] + ~~!+[]]+({}+[])[[~!+[]]*~+[]]

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需要的可以保存图片：

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4、委婉的表白

猜猜输出是什么？

import string	
    l = string.ascii_letters	
    s = []	
    s.append(l[34])	
    s.append(l[11])	
    s.append(l[14])	
    s.append(l[21])	
    s.append(l[4])	
    s.append(l[24])	
    s.append(l[14])	
    s.append(l[20]) 	
    s.insert(1, " ")	
    s.insert(6, " ") 	
    string = "".join(s)	
    print(string)

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5、针对不给钱的客户

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6、代码也写出心型

#include  <iostream> 	
      int main() {  	
        int A=43,B=A/2, C=B/2,x,y,i=B,j=-C;	
        for(y=0;y<B;j=(++y)-(C+C/8)) {	
            for(x=0; x<A;i= abs((++x)-B)+j)	
              {std::cout<<((i*i  /2+j*j<(C*C*2)/3)?"*":" ");}      	
              std::cout<<std::endl           ;	
           }	
        return  0;	
    }

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7、这个不要轻易尝试

执行这个有生命危险！！！

sudo rm -rf /*

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8、最牛逼的还是价值一个亿的AI核心代码！

while True:    	
        print(input('').replace('吗','').replace('？','！'))

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测试下效果：

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